Wanna hear something crazy? This movie sucks. I know! Crazy!
for some reason, i read this book.

i'm pilot. i like drinking pabst blue ribbon while making fun of degrassi and writing drunk haikus about morgan freeman. i miss writing for nonsense humor magazine and i spend most of my time with a fat dog.
i really want to make movies for a living but i will also settle for being wes anderson's unpaid intern.
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Wanna hear something crazy? This movie sucks. I know! Crazy!
for some reason, i read this book.
5 hours ago; Comments | Tags: i totally already knew this i have cabin fever
Well, this is wholly inaccurate.
they got the “not knowing the difference between its and it’s” part of tumblr right.
Reblogged from veruca-salt 5 hours ago; Comments | Tags: this is why i hate tumblr
i know series 1&2 are better but this one is still great and i just want this dvd to be released in the united states.
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haha what.
dear mo, you should start watching psych. xo pilot.
9 hours ago; Comments | Tags: hall and moates
my doctor said i should not make any “important” decisions while on percocet.
this is probably why.
brand new - i will play my game beneath the spin light
the time has come for colds and overcoats. we’re quiet on the ride, we’re all just waiting to get home. another week away, my greatest fear. i need the smell of summer, i need its noises in my ears.
10 hours ago; Comments | Tags: whaaaaatevz
hi guyz, you should add me as a contact (cinemahoodlum@googlewave.com) because i am spending the next couple of days still stuck in westchester and eating lots of drugs and would like to ~*wave*~ about american psycho and jersey shore. kthnx.
you said you’d never heard of them
how cool is that?
so i went to your room and read your diary.