"i actually do remember throwing up on...
- mo birthday. success.
Nov 8th
mcdonald's breakfast!
birthday = success
Nov 8th
i am so close to mcdonald's breakfast
Nov 8th
i can relate to weezer because i can't...
unrelated: i may or may not be drunk as fuck off gin and wearing a tablecloth.
Nov 8th
hey tumblr, i am drinking gin out of a...
Nov 8th
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kurttastic:
Saddr Weirdr - Bomb the Music Industry!
This is one of those songs that really makes...
Nov 7th
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genebernardo:
Untitled - Against Me!
yes, we’re going ‘cause we’d die if we...
Nov 7th
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I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
Nov 7th
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continuants:
Saves the Day - You Vandal
I woke up to my cold sheets and the smell of New Jersey ...
Nov 7th
studentloansforbeermoney:
omfg
Nov 7th
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exspectator:
songjournal:
Dillinger Four - “Doublewhiskeycokenoice”
God save Otis Redding...
Nov 7th
ceilingfolk:
happy birthday pilot / synecdoche!!! here is...
Nov 7th
roscoesmodernlife:
emo saturday.
roscoe needs a deviant...
Nov 7th
goddamnitsweetheart:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PILOT!
hahaha...
Nov 7th
my mom (cont’d): and here is a rum cake in the shape...
Nov 7th
pilot: hey mom, look at this cool wild things cake i saw...
Nov 7th
mutations:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNECDOCHE
I’d post a picture...
Nov 7th
youcankeepthechange:
HEY PILOT! happy birthday! i would...
Nov 7th
best things about slankets
they are warm when you get out of the shower & are too lazy to get dressed they are great...
Nov 7th
reblog with what you wanted to be when...
veruca-salt: championawkward: monicaftw: bigbrat: i wanted to be charlie brown. obviously i...
Nov 7th
lovelylulu:
Jared Leto what the fuck?
Nov 7th
plans for the day
listen to scrambles, wear sequins, get belligerently whiskey/gin/beer drunk, have fun fun fun, yell...
Nov 7th
Maybe if I had proofread that, I...
hammerito: And maybe if I stopped drinking my personal relationships would improve. JK...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
happy birthday to me.
Nov 7th
bowlingalleylawyer:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNECDOCHE!
HAHAHA i...
Nov 7th
shewasanicon:
@ synecdoche Happy Early Birthday!
HAHAHA...
Nov 7th
yo i turn 22 in about three hours, I DON’T LIKE THIS AT ALL.
Nov 7th
miss u.
Nov 7th
the-mu:
synecdoche:
hotel rwanda sykes.
Too far.
...
Nov 7th
hotel rwanda sykes.
Nov 7th
huskerdont:
drwhat:
yerawizardharry:
(via...
Nov 6th
postlapsaetia:
iisabelle:
drunkmonkeh:
(via...
Nov 6th
studentloansforbeermoney:
cosmicfriend:
thedailywhat:
...
Nov 6th
shorterexcerpts:
synecdoche:
thedailywhat:
Tee of the...
Nov 6th
videogameheart:
synecdoche:
when i live in my super...
Nov 6th
thedailywhat:
Tee of the Day: “Polar Beer” by Ian Leino.
...
Nov 6th
inothernews:
Front page, Austin American-Statesman,...
Nov 6th
i’m going to be on a wes anderson kick for a couple of...
Nov 6th
he looks weird
Nov 6th
i can't be running back and forth...
- franny and zooey
Nov 6th
tomorrow on the tyra show the guest is a...
exspectator: grayskull: wwhhhaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt BOX SET! HOLY SHIT I MISS BOX SET
Nov 6th
thedailywhat:
Dog Toy of the Day: “Humunga Stache” rubber...
Nov 6th
cammmeron:
robot-heart:
Someone Needs A Bigger Boat -...
Nov 5th
pamplemoussi:
Thanks Seventeen magazine circa 2003, this...
Nov 5th
i hate brendang, except when he sends me pictures of dogs.
Nov 5th
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nevermindthebolex:
The Hold Steady - Slapped Actress
“We are the theatre, they are the...
Nov 5th
this scene wrecks me every single time.
Nov 5th
fact: 93% of my photobooth pictures feature a fat chihuahua.
Nov 5th
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andrearosen:
paulscheer:
A compilation of characters saying the titles of the movies they are...
Nov 5th
i really like all of eric chase anderson’s drawings.
Nov 5th
when i live in my super hipster brooklyn loft, i’m...
Nov 5th
i’m not talking about dance lessons. i’m talking...
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
wes anderson managed to make the only movie where i...
Nov 5th
hey, beautiful.
Nov 5th
go, mordecai.
Nov 5th
i almost forgot how much i love falling asleep to this...
Nov 5th
i hate v for vendetta.
ohsusquehanna: synecdoche: ohsusquehanna: synecdoche: tumblr is gonna suck today. Fuck...
Nov 5th
i hate v for vendetta.
ohsusquehanna: synecdoche: tumblr is gonna suck today. Fuck you, that movie was awesome. It...
Nov 5th
i hate v for vendetta.
tumblr is gonna suck today.
Nov 5th
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huskerdont:
amandatague:
Talked out and now I’m feeling crowded. All the errands in the world...
Nov 5th
hellomehelloyou:
copulatedkiss:
Seriously, only Seth...
Nov 5th
i like paparazzi photos of zac efron where i can pretend...
Nov 5th
How my birthday is starting
thebestcardtrick: ears ringing from the TAI show, 6 beers (4 of which were pbr) in, eating...
Nov 5th
well thank god that's over
hopefully i will never have to root for the yankees ever again.
Nov 5th
500 days of summer
okay i think one of my problems with that movie is that i didn’t understand jgl’s...
Nov 5th
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brand new - flying at tree level
we’ve been hurting a long time, trying hard for this. we...
Nov 5th
dear everyone*,
like every other year, i would really love a mix tape/cd for my birthday. that’s all. xo...
Nov 5th
rbateson:
walkingwounded:
I’m sick of your tattoos and...
Nov 5th
gpoyw: tiny pilot! my parents met in the army (my mom joined...
Nov 5th
i need a huge poster of this in my bedroom. like. jesus...
Nov 5th
Watch
this is seventy seconds of roscoe, boxhouse’s dog, trying to get a milkbone off our couch.
Nov 5th
this will always be my favorite xkcd ever.
Nov 5th
dear andrew, so hypothetically, if boxhouse happened to have...
Nov 5th
I spent the entire day working on my...
showerbeers: kinochestvo: showerbeers: And it is coming out all sorts of awesome. Annie wrote...
Nov 5th
Rise up in the cafeteria and stab them...
(via jimmywhacked) CHRISTIAN. FUCKING. SLATER. so much of the dialogue in that movie is TERRIBLE...
Nov 5th
GENERATION GAP HUMOR.
Nov 5th
via matt hoyle
Nov 5th
Pabst up for Sale Again
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
“well, I took some pills and woke up somewhere near your...”
— Off With Their Heads, the most...
— Off With Their Heads, the most...
Nov 5th
huskerdont:
waaaaaaaalt:
dirtylittlecity:
Jeff...
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
emile hirsch.
Nov 5th
ronniebruce:
benjaminhilts:
used to be, people just...
Nov 4th
i don’t remember adding this to my netflix but now i...
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
pilot fun fact #591: when i was a sophomore in high school,...
Nov 4th
things i think about
i wonder if anyone would notice if i start stuffing my bra at the age of 21.
Nov 4th
fuckyeahjackass:
Johnny Knoxville, age 6 :)
Nov 4th
waaaaaaaalt:
(via fuckyeahjackass)
i am in love with him...
Nov 4th
spicygirlsushirolls:
Shel Silverstein
Nov 4th
moviesinframes:
The Sandlot, 1993 (dir. David M. Evans)
Nov 4th
I get hate mail no matter what I do.
dontcookbilly: drwhat: dontcookbilly: Got hate mail for album reviews I wrote in the...
Nov 4th
mercurypdx:
Well, He WAS Jewish…
hahaha this is great
Nov 4th
i've been a panic bomb lately
i keep feeling all panicky and not sleeping at all and it’s probably because: birthdays...
Nov 4th
harold and maude <3
Nov 4th
inothernews:
kbcdefg:
meltinyourmouth:(via here)
I’m...
Nov 4th
livejamie:
It’s normal to be afraid of something you don’t...
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
JAMES FRANCO IS GOING TO BE ON 30 ROCK? TINA FEY IS READING...
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
what
Nov 4th
high fidelity.
Nov 4th
abirdinthemouth:
chloecamille: annahinks:
Yes.
Nov 3rd
(500) days of summer combined three of my favorite things in...
Nov 3rd
UNPAID INTERN #1?
Nov 3rd
watching this now because i don’t feel like getting...
Nov 3rd
“On a symbolic and sexual level, a wife who is fisted by her...”
— fisting and god’s will.
— fisting and god’s will.
Nov 3rd
“God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an...”
— anal sex = totally cool in...
— anal sex = totally cool in...
Nov 3rd
cacee:
loveyourcrookedneighbor:
gaping void
OMG. Yes.
Nov 3rd
this album is a decade old today and still as good as i...
Nov 3rd
filmosophy2:
Donald Kaufman: Hey, Charles. I pitched my...
Nov 3rd
(via movieoftheday)
i loved this movie but i couldn’t...
Nov 3rd
i love this book. i’m indifferent towards the movie,...
Nov 3rd
susceptible:satanlovesyou / neekaisweird / fabricatedetails...
Nov 3rd
i am drinking a bottle of champagne if...
baseball! america! drinking problem!
Nov 3rd
sal408:
(via underdressed)
this is like my halooweeennn...
Nov 3rd
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she said, i can’t get laid in this town without these pointy fuckin’ shoes. my feet are...
Nov 3rd
marc was danny devito for halloween. marc wins halloween.
Nov 3rd
bright lights, big city.
Nov 3rd
Watch
CHICKEN POT CHICKEN POT CHICKEN POT PIE
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
(via neonsigh)
Nov 2nd
soho apple store. not gonna lie, i kinda want to go.
Nov 2nd
Watch
hahaha weezer and blair waldorf singing together, what the hell.
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
i love his bee costume
Nov 2nd
sometimes i forget i made chandy a fake tranny twitter until...
Nov 2nd
i can’t even handle how adorable roscoe is. seriously,...
Nov 2nd
nph
Nov 2nd
bingoparaphernalia:
Great Nicholas Cage Face-Acting, from...
Nov 2nd
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modest mouse - styrofoam boots/it’s all nice on ice, alright.
this song is most of my junior...
Nov 2nd
hotpotofcoffee:
meembeam:ilovecharts:(via em)
Wow! This...
Nov 2nd
ohmygod
Nov 2nd
suburbantragic:
fivefifteen:
1. Why is this in the...
Nov 2nd
sheshrimp:
(via jirehd)
Nov 2nd
I’M GLAD I FOUND YOU, EMMA. YOU MADE MY LIST.
Nov 2nd
studentloansforbeermoney:
synecdoche:
patrick of titus andronicus on the vice halloween party....
Nov 2nd
“New York City is supposed to be a haven for people like me,...”
— patrick of titus andronicus on...
— patrick of titus andronicus on...
Nov 2nd
dontcookbilly:
PBR was originally named Best Select, ...
Nov 2nd
(via cuddlebeans)
i am a little bit in love with her.
Nov 2nd
“Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front...”
— Hunter S. Thompson (via...
— Hunter S. Thompson (via...
Nov 2nd
kaitlinfellers:
skepticsneverlive:
dancedancelenny:
...
Nov 2nd
via
Nov 2nd
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pertoleum:
WANNA GROW
UP TO BE
BE A DEBASER
oh god i might see pixies soon
Nov 2nd
"i wish i liked anything as much as my...
- knocked up
Nov 2nd
delawareareyou:
wellalright:
ohnoanother:
“i have to...
Nov 2nd
abirdinthemouth:
tinytinybirds:
best costume ever?
...
Nov 2nd
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songjournal:
Bomb the Music Industry! - “Syke! Life is Awesome!”
‘Cause if I wasn’t a fat kid in...
Nov 1st
sunday afternoon drunk
= s.a.d.
Nov 1st
If you like Jeff Dunham
studentloansforbeermoney: You’re a racist. if you like jeff dunham, then you will love carlos...
Nov 1st
also i stayed sober on halloween
i don’t know how that happened but clearly my life is in shambles.
Nov 1st
i went to bev barn for the first time in...
and the dude at the counter was like “yeah, you’re not gonna like this but the price of...
Nov 1st
rabbit, rabbit.
brendangerous: synecdoche: november is always my favorite month, i am really hoping nothing...
Nov 1st
rabbit, rabbit.
november is always my favorite month, i am really hoping nothing changes this.
Nov 1st
Things that are awesome
dontcookbilly: singing along to a bunch of Simpsons (and Andrew WK) songs in the Boxhouse kitchen,...
Nov 1st