terrible yellow eyes

Nov 08

"i actually do remember throwing up on the couch!"

- mo

birthday. success.

mcdonald's breakfast!

birthday = success

i am so close to mcdonald's breakfast

i can relate to weezer because i can't stop partying, partying

unrelated: i may or may not be drunk as fuck off gin and wearing a tablecloth.

Nov 07

hey tumblr, i am drinking gin out of a tumbler.

studentloansforbeermoney:

omfg

ceilingfolk:

happy birthday pilot / synecdoche!!! here is an awkward collage of degrassi i found on the internet. i hope you get really drunk! i wish i was coming to your party but i got obligated to stay here for other 21st birthdays. one day i will make it i promise!

aww thanks anna. so my house stole a wheelchair the other day so we’re obviously going to have a degrassi theme party soon so i can be jimmy brooks and you definitely have to come!

roscoesmodernlife:

emo saturday.

roscoe needs a deviant art account.

goddamnitsweetheart:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PILOT!

hahaha thanks! i think i want to open a bakery specializing in beer shaped cakes.

my mom (cont’d): and here is a rum cake in the shape of wall-e because i know how much you and your friends love alcohol and pixar movies!!

robot. cake. drunk.