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I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

3 hours ago; Comments | Tags: AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

4 hours ago; Comments |

boggle:

Pilot knows.

hahaha awesome! i wish i had pbr, but i am rockin’ jim beam and elf tonight.

Reblogged from boggle 4 hours ago; Comments | Tags: BAAAABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE ZOOEY IS SO QUIRKY

I'M IN A STORE, AND I'M SINGINGGG

(via boggle)

Reblogged from boggle 4 hours ago; Comments | Tags: GET DRUNK WATCH ELF

GUYS, LET’S DO SHOTS AND GET CRAZY.

4 hours ago; Comments | Tags: BUT SERIOUSLY LET'S DO SHOTS AND GET CRAZY.

4 hours ago; Comments |

i haven’t listened to this yet because i really only like shakira’s earlier underground shit.

4 hours ago; Comments |

I. LOVE. SHAKIRA.

4 hours ago; Comments |

I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE SMALL TITS.

hardenthefuckup:

pussycrippler:

THEY’RE PERKY AND FIRM AND YOURS LOOK LIKE BAGS OF CEMENT THAT FOR SOME REASON HAVE A PINK PANCAKE DIRECTLY IN THE CENTER OF EACH OF THEM.

bahahaha /proud to have small boobs

LUCKY THAT MY BREASTS ARE SMALL AND HUMBLE SO YOU DON’T CONFUSE THEM WITH MOUNTAINS

Reblogged from hardenthefuckup 4 hours ago; Comments | Tags: I LOVE SHAKIRA SO MUCH IT'S INSANE

i lost my mind last weekend

5 hours ago; Comments | Tags: CAPS LOCK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

studentloansforbeermoney:

ta-vie:

(via thechocolatebrigade)

Last Frame - “The Hollow Man” (2000), starring Kevin Bacon, Elizabeth Shue, and Josh Brolin.

hollow man 2 is better.

Reblogged from studentloansforbeermoney 6 hours ago; Comments | Tags: christian slater is pretty much anne hathaway anyway

this is the only good thing to come out of peta.

6 hours ago; Comments |

thebeerihadforbreakfast:

goddamnitsweetheart:

(via alligiorgi)

Possibly the best graffiti I have ever seen reblog

Reblogged from thebeerihadforbreakfast 7 hours ago; Comments |

delawareareyou:darkofmatinee

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