pilot: hey mom, look at this cool wild things cake i saw on the internet
my mom: oh yeah i just made that and now i’ll drive to long island to bring it to you along with a cake for cara’s birthday and A THIRD cake for everyone else because i’m super great and the best baker ever!!! ps here is some pot roast and a box of candy and oh would you like these fifty hats i just knit on the 40 minute car ride here? i also made matching scarves!
i mean, i’m paraphrasing but that’s pretty much the jist of it. i can’t wait to eat this cake tonight although it looks so pretty i don’t want to cut it.
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mutations:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNECDOCHE
I’d post a picture of another pbr cake you won’t get to eat but it seems like you’ve gotten a lot of those today, so here’s a pug with a birthday hat.
OHMYGOD. DOG. IN. HAT. when i get my own place and my own dog i think it’s going to have to be a pug because they’re the most adorable in costumes. thanks!!
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youcankeepthechange:
HEY PILOT! happy birthday! i would give you my rugrats sweater but i already wrote in my will for it to be given to the first person named susie carmichael after my death so here’s a PBR cake my ex and i baked last year. i know it says chris on it, but let’s just ignore that.
PABST BIRTHDAY RIBBON
hahaha thank you!! that cake is so awesome, i hope it was also soaked in alcohol. one day i will find a rugrats sweater and/or name my daughter susie so she can have it and i can take it while she sleeps.
i think i’m going to make a pabst birthday ribbon t-shirt to wear tonight when i inevitably take off my dress in a fit of drunk prohibition rage.
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veruca-salt:
championawkward:
monicaftw:
bigbrat:
i wanted to be charlie brown. obviously i had high expectations.
i wanted to be snow white.
I wanted to be a figureskatingballerinalawyer.
So, you know, Barbie.
A ballerina cowgirl fuck yeah!
screenwriter/director, agent mulder’s partner in the fbi, military pilot, novelist, elementary school teacher, comedian (women aren’t funny), etc.
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listen to scrambles, wear sequins, get belligerently whiskey/gin/beer drunk, have fun fun fun, yell at dad for taking t-bird away, eat lots of cake, get injured in a wheelchair, secretly throw up in bathroom, drink more, ??????, pass out (hopefully not until after mcdonalds breakfast).
today i am not going to cry or make out with anyone unless it’s at the same time and done solely for hilarity.
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hammerito:
And maybe if I stopped drinking my personal relationships would improve.
JK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
hahaha i think if we went to the same college, we’d be very good friends.
also buying looney tunes collections on dvd is one of the best decisions i’ve ever made.
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