wait, really? jeff goldblum is dating the chick from lost? in my head, i’m already convinced that the island from lost is isla nublar from jurassic park so this is just silly.
unpaid intern #1
i'm pilot. i like drinking pabst blue ribbon while making fun of degrassi and writing drunk haikus about morgan freeman. i miss writing for nonsense humor magazine and i spend most of my time with a fat dog.
i really want to make movies for a living but i will also settle for being wes anderson's unpaid intern.
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