irrational fear #58: sometimes when i wake up, i think that i’m going to walk downstairs and this banner is going to be hanging on my living room wall while my housemates all stand underneath it.
unpaid intern #1
i'm pilot. i like drinking pabst blue ribbon while making fun of degrassi and writing drunk haikus about morgan freeman. i miss writing for nonsense humor magazine and i spend most of my time with a fat dog.
i really want to make movies for a living but i will also settle for being wes anderson's unpaid intern.
pilotbacon@gmail.com
