this paragraph is my absolute favorite thing j.d. salinger has ever written.
4 months ago; Comments | Tags: salinger

i'm pilot. i like drinking pabst blue ribbon while making fun of degrassi and writing drunk haikus about morgan freeman. i miss writing for nonsense humor magazine and i spend most of my time with a fat dog.
i really want to make movies for a living but i will also settle for being wes anderson's unpaid intern.
pilotbacon@gmail.com
this paragraph is my absolute favorite thing j.d. salinger has ever written.
4 months ago; Comments | Tags: salinger