i'm pilot. i like drinking pabst blue ribbon while making fun of degrassi and writing drunk haikus about morgan freeman. i miss writing for nonsense humor magazine and i spend most of my time with a fat dog.
i really want to make movies for a living but i will also settle for being wes anderson's unpaid intern.
pilotbacon@gmail.com
Charlie: Why do we never play Nightcrawlers anymore, huh!!!?
Frank: I don’t know Charlie!
Dee: Uh, what is Nightcrawlers?
Dennis: It’s a game where they crawl around in the night like worms!!
Charlie: I never said that…
Frank: Yeah, well, that’s what it is.
Charlie: Intervention!! INTERVENTION!!!Absolute Classic.
