i’m pilot. i like drinking pabst blue ribbon while making fun of degrassi and writing drunk haikus about morgan freeman. i miss writing for nonsense humor magazine and i spend most of my time with a fat dog. pilotbacon@gmail.com Tumblr (3.0; @synecdoche)http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl0i4I60t1qz5yb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>baby astronaut has been making me laugh for four days straight</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254743257http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254743257Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:46:52 -0500it's funny because babies can't be astronauts<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj9epW5MB1qz50dao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://michaelnothing.tumblr.com/post/254633246">michaelnothing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dfolz.tumblr.com/post/254632183/neverforgets-jockohomo-the-entrance-to-tim">dfolz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://neverforgets.tumblr.com/post/254520718/jockohomo-the-entrance-to-tim-burton-the">neverforgets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jockohomo.tumblr.com/post/254519217/the-entrance-to-tim-burton-the-museum-of-modern">jockohomo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The entrance to “Tim Burton,” the Museum of Modern Art’s expansive retrospective of the filmmaker’s noncinematic art. <a title="Tim Burton Non Cinematic Art" href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/11/20/arts/20091120_WICP_SLIDESHOW_14.html">(New York Times)</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I figured out where I want to escape to.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>What you dont see is the HUGE LINE that spans three floors to get in. Im going to go back another day. :(</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS LOOKS SO COOL. i’m actually really excited about going to this sometime in the near future because despite no longer being a fourteen year old who shops at hot topic, i still want to live in a tim burton film.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254636497http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254636497Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:56:48 -0500i am a twenty-two year old who shops at hot topicJKkinda<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktktaimv9p1qz5yb4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>purple scarf :[</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254634200http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254634200Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:54:01 -0500GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkt4naG4Y1qz4ango1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jimchaney.com/post/254595919/my-fondest-wish">jimrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My fondest wish.</p> </blockquote>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254597333http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254597333Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:09:13 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkp7zyNAy1qzvur7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://bingoparaphernalia.tumblr.com/">bingoparaphernalia</a>)</p> <p>oh my god i love this much it hurts</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254527747http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254527747Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:45:46 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkp1yNyFH1qz5yb4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>STAY GOLD, PONYBOY. STAY GOLD.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254522672http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254522672Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:39:00 -0500c. thomas howellhi paige!i can't wait for his character to come backalmost done :(<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjd6crqte1qzfmtfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://drwhat.tumblr.com/post/253633404">drwhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Steve doesn’t know what to do.</p> </blockquote>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254521603http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254521603Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:38:21 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjmdc1ulM1qzi3dno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://huskerdont.tumblr.com/post/253865685/i-wish-there-were-still-reruns-of-this-on-tv">huskerdont</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wish there were still reruns of this on TV.</p> </blockquote>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254407946http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/254407946Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:17:53 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktje3eWSjU1qz5yb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>watching this now.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/253655700http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/253655700Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:45:00 -0500<p>life sux, bro.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/253636492http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/253636492Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:28:20 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktja40WOdB1qz5yb4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>hahahahaha hi, i would just like to say that quotebook reblogged this and it now has almost 100 notes and i am pretty sure that just about everyone who reblogged it has no idea that it’s not actually from citizen kane.</p> <p>my mission is almost accomplished.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/253563783http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/253563783Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:19:12 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktiovjvKNI1qz5yb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this is either</p> <p>a) i am playing a super hipster barista in doria’s movie. i am essentially playing an employed version of myself.</p> <p>b) i am clearly still drunk/why would anyone ever let me have tequila?</p> <p>c) i have a where the wild things are poster and pbr mirror on my bedroom wall I AM A CLICHE.</p> <p>but seriously when i say “hey guys, i drank a couple beers with a bunch of cold medication, want to do tequila shots and then go to a bar to see a show and drink more pbr/tequila?” the answer should be “NO, PILOT, GO TO BED. you are rapping and breaking glasses and drunk dialing and kidnapping a dog.”</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/253122164http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/253122164Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:40:00 -0500long island bar shows = always drunkenly yelling at some random brmi member<p>i am supposed to stay sober ofor like twenty days prior to having surgery’</p> <p>but</p> <p>i get so super nerovus about having surgery that i dstart drninking.</p> <p>and now iam djust drunk</p> <p>but roscoe is adorable.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/252783239http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/252783239Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:05:00 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthjagrNr91qa3xero1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://leahwinchester.tumblr.com/post/252504800">leahwinchester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://drawingtheline.tumblr.com/post/252420694/mercedesbrown-lol">drawingtheline</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mercedesbrown.tumblr.com/post/252419215/lol">mercedesbrown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lol!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>AHHHHHH!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/252505759http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/252505759Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:20:26 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthk07AlhT1qzlmqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iamapiper.tumblr.com/post/252432467/cleanliness-is-godliness">iamapiper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cleanliness is Godliness</p> </blockquote> <p>showerbeer.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/252433158http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/252433158Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:58:42 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfh82DoCK1qzf6vbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/252201405/yeahiwasintheshit-ccnidaria">studentloansforbeermoney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yeahiwasintheshit.tumblr.com/post/252199632/ccnidaria">yeahiwasintheshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ccnidaria.tumblr.com/post/252198359">ccnidaria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chronicdissatisfaction.tumblr.com/post/251564288">chronicdissatisfaction</a>:<a href="http://pertoleum.tumblr.com/post/251561783/tedbundy-awesomejon-decimare-howboutno">pertoleum</a>:<a href="http://tedbundy.tumblr.com/post/251555336">tedbundy</a>:<a href="http://awesomejon.tumblr.com/post/251554801">awesomejon</a>:<a href="http://decimare.tumblr.com/post/251175094/howboutno-these-are-all-the-ones-i-know-of-and">decimare</a>:<a href="http://howboutno.tumblr.com/post/251166536/these-are-all-the-ones-i-know-of-and-sure-he">howboutno</a>:These are all the ones I know of. And sure he didn’t direct From Dusk Till Dawn, but he did write it.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>That’s so awesome.</p> </blockquote> <p>i like to think that the locker shots in degrassi are an homage to tarantino</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/252203218http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/252203218Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:34:19 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgtzkLDm01qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/251952171">studentloansforbeermoney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>i like when pictures make me go “AAAH OH MY GOD!!!” out loud. and then i have to explain to everyone that i am looking at a cat grilling chicken.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/251956067http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/251956067Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:41:17 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgpjxVq3E1qz5yb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brendangerous.tumblr.com/post/196257283/so-wait-has-bruce-springsteen-ever-been-good-or-has-he#note-container">brendang</a> in whiteface.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/251887560http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/251887560Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:59:57 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgp2t6c351qz5yb4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>gpoy awake since 6:22am, in a black wig, listening to the pixies with a sleepy dog.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/251881510http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/251881510Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:49:41 -0500i like film shoots<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg4jwgB9k1qz5yb4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>i’m going to be pretty bummed when i’m all caught up on <i>criminal minds</i> by monday and have to start watching it weekly instead of burning through 99 episodes in two weeks.</p>http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/251627203http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/251627203Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:26:00 -0500ALL GUBLER ALL THE TIMEcriminal mindslook at that face!