terrible yellow eyes

"i actually do remember throwing up on the couch!"

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:25:52 -0500

- mo

birthday. success.

mcdonald's breakfast!

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:32:14 -0500

birthday = success

i am so close to mcdonald's breakfast

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:13:19 -0500

i can relate to weezer because i can't stop partying, partying

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:20:14 -0500

unrelated: i may or may not be drunk as fuck off gin and wearing a tablecloth.

hey tumblr, i am drinking gin out of a tumbler.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:23:11 -0500

kurttastic: Saddr Weirdr - Bomb the Music Industry! This is one...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:40:53 -0500

kurttastic:

Saddr Weirdr - Bomb the Music Industry!

This is one of those songs that really makes you feel like you’re best friends with Jeff.

i feel like “i don’t know what i want but regardless, thanks a lot” is something i should say to all of my friends on a daily basis.

genebernardo: Untitled - Against Me! yes, we’re going...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:00:09 -0500

genebernardo:

Untitled - Against Me!

yes, we’re going ‘cause we’d die if we stayed here.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:43:40 -0500

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN

continuants: Saves the Day - You Vandal I woke up to my cold...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:40:56 -0500

continuants:

Saves the Day - You Vandal

I woke up to my cold sheets and the smell of New Jersey
When do I get to wake up to you?
Tonight, I can’t forget that I’ve got these open wounds
It’s such a drag..

favorite saves the day song ever. chris conley dedicating this to me was the absolute best day of my angsty little teenage life.

studentloansforbeermoney: omfg

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:29:31 -0500

studentloansforbeermoney:

omfg

exspectator: songjournal: Dillinger Four -...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:28:19 -0500

exspectator:

songjournal:

Dillinger Four - “Doublewhiskeycokenoice”

God save Otis Redding because I know he’s never gone
As the sick falls from this mouth, hear me sing it wrong
Is it “Cigarettes and Coffee” now or “Dreams to Be Remembered”?
I’ll leave regrets for dead and I’ll sing along
So I’m reaching for the phone, I don’t wanna be alone
I’m gonna get some friends here tonight
I got a basement full of booze and some blues to lose
I’ll ignore the whole world tonight, it’ll be alright

In honor of it being Pilot’s 22nd or 20th birthday, I’m dedicating this song to her.

This song has been the soundtrack to more nights (and occasional afternoons) that Pilot and I have shared than I can count over the last four years. Semi-formal open bars we’ve attended for the sole purpose of drinking them our of all their whiskey, Sparks power hours at six in the morning, drunken sing-alongs in basements all over Long Island, Meat Party after Meat Party after Meat Party. Stolen signs and shopping carts and bottles of liquor. For me, this song will always evoke the burning sensation of whiskey, getting kicked out of shows, the stale smell of vomit, and everything that I like about life.

“Doublewhiskeycokenoice” presents itself as a song about drinking for drinking’s sake, but it’s not. It begins as a notion of drinking just to forget, but turns into something else. When Erik Funk takes over vocals in the song, it turns from angry and cynical to hopeful and elated. No one wants to drink alone, and even if it’s just you and your alcoholic best friend, you feel better about yourself. While Pilot and I might have become friends because of a shared desire to not drink alone, and some people might think of that as destructive or unhealthy, I’m hard pressed to think of a more honest friendship that my four/five years of college yielded.

Of all the things I miss about not living in Long Island anymore, being close to her is one of the things I miss most. I miss getting drunk at her house, going home, realizing that I didn’t really want to sleep, and riding my bike the four miles back just to drink another couple of beers and watch a shitty (read: awesome) movie with my friend after the party had cleared out. I miss hanging out with someone who was as content hating everything as I was, and having no problem aiding and abetting my drinking problem, all the while still being there for me as a real human being. Mostly I just miss Pilot everyday, regardless of whether or not it’s her birthday, but I can only say it today, because otherwise she’d probably just laugh at me all the time.

Happy birthday, Pilot! You’re my favorite person, and you’re the only one who understands why Nicolas Cage is the greatest actor of our generation or why Back to the Future III is clearly the best Back to the Future film, and when I see you tonight, I’m going to recite this whole thing verbatim and cry while I do it, and I’m going to force you to listen to the whole thing. I love you and I hope you have a great birthday, because I know you get down on yourself, but you deserve to be happy all the time.

New songjournal, Pilot’s birthday edition.

i hate your stupid gay face.

ceilingfolk: happy birthday pilot / synecdoche!!! here is an...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:43:32 -0500

ceilingfolk:

happy birthday pilot / synecdoche!!! here is an awkward collage of degrassi i found on the internet. i hope you get really drunk! i wish i was coming to your party but i got obligated to stay here for other 21st birthdays. one day i will make it i promise!

aww thanks anna. so my house stole a wheelchair the other day so we’re obviously going to have a degrassi theme party soon so i can be jimmy brooks and you definitely have to come!

roscoesmodernlife: emo saturday. roscoe needs a deviant art...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:35:28 -0500

roscoesmodernlife:

emo saturday.

roscoe needs a deviant art account.

goddamnitsweetheart: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PILOT! hahaha thanks! i...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:20:45 -0500

goddamnitsweetheart:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PILOT!

hahaha thanks! i think i want to open a bakery specializing in beer shaped cakes.

my mom (cont’d): and here is a rum cake in the shape of...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:19:04 -0500

my mom (cont’d): and here is a rum cake in the shape of wall-e because i know how much you and your friends love alcohol and pixar movies!!

robot. cake. drunk.

pilot: hey mom, look at this cool wild things cake i saw on the...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:16:47 -0500

pilot: hey mom, look at this cool wild things cake i saw on the internet

my mom: oh yeah i just made that and now i’ll drive to long island to bring it to you along with a cake for cara’s birthday and A THIRD cake for everyone else because i’m super great and the best baker ever!!! ps here is some pot roast and a box of candy and oh would you like these fifty hats i just knit on the 40 minute car ride here? i also made matching scarves!

i mean, i’m paraphrasing but that’s pretty much the jist of it. i can’t wait to eat this cake tonight although it looks so pretty i don’t want to cut it.

mutations: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNECDOCHE I’d post a picture of...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:16:08 -0500

mutations:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNECDOCHE

I’d post a picture of another pbr cake you won’t get to eat but it seems like you’ve gotten a lot of those today, so here’s a pug with a birthday hat.

OHMYGOD. DOG. IN. HAT. when i get my own place and my own dog i think it’s going to have to be a pug because they’re the most adorable in costumes. thanks!!

youcankeepthechange: HEY PILOT! happy birthday! i would give...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:01:38 -0500

youcankeepthechange:

HEY PILOT! happy birthday! i would give you my rugrats sweater but i already wrote in my will for it to be given to the first person named susie carmichael after my death so here’s a PBR cake my ex and i baked last year. i know it says chris on it, but let’s just ignore that.

PABST BIRTHDAY RIBBON

hahaha thank you!! that cake is so awesome, i hope it was also soaked in alcohol. one day i will find a rugrats sweater and/or name my daughter susie so she can have it and i can take it while she sleeps.

i think i’m going to make a pabst birthday ribbon t-shirt to wear tonight when i inevitably take off my dress in a fit of drunk prohibition rage.

best things about slankets

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:11:33 -0500

they are warm when you get out of the shower & are too lazy to get dressed
they are great for wearing backwards and pretending to be dumbledore

reblog with what you wanted to be when you grew up when you were little

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:03:00 -0500

veruca-salt:

championawkward:

monicaftw:

bigbrat:

i wanted to be charlie brown. obviously i had high expectations.

i wanted to be snow white.

I wanted to be a figureskatingballerinalawyer.

So, you know, Barbie.

A ballerina cowgirl fuck yeah!

screenwriter/director, agent mulder’s partner in the fbi, military pilot, novelist, elementary school teacher, comedian (women aren’t funny), etc.